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Yo, Mr. Sharon, give poor-ole' Yasser a break! I wish everybody would quit bum-rapping poor ole' Yasser Arafat. The guy has enough trouble feeding himself and tying his own shoes, without people accusing him of having sufficient mental faculties to coordinate terrorist activities and chew gum at the same time. If you'll just take a moment to consider the facts, I think you'll see that he's just another Saudi owned and operated political puppet - like George Bush. Yasser Arafat cannot possibly be the evil genius that his detractors are claiming. Just take a close look at the guy (unless you have a weak stomach). Far be it from me to suggest that a little camel DNA may have slipped into the ole' gene pool, but he makes the banjo player in Deliverance look like a Rhodes Scholar. Coordinating the activities of terrorist cells my "Aunt Fanny," that is not the face of someone who could coordinate his bowel movements with trips to the bathroom. WORLD LEADER? Gimme' a break! He couldn't lead a two-dollar hooker to his tent with a hundred-dollar bill. The guy is a textbook example of probable cause for a drug search. He lives in a constant state of looking like he needs a fix. I've seen derelicts rolling around in the street that have more composure. How could he possibly be controlling large groups of terrorists, when he obviously can't even control his own bodily functions? (He certainly can't keep from running off at the mouth.) I've even heard that the press have voted him the "world leader" (sic) most likely to drool on and/or wet himself during an interview. The bottom line is, just take a look at the poor ole' guy and you'll see that Yasser Arafat is clearly not responsible for his own actions. That scared little twerp hasn't got the guts to even consider doing anything that his Saudi masters haven't tattooed on his butt in triplicate. (Not unlike his buddy, George Bush.) If you really want to put an end to this so-called "Palestinian Terrorism," take all that ordnance you're wasting in the rubble on the West Bank and put it on the Saudi Royal Palace in Riyadh. 'Nuff said? |